that makes you want to tear off its sender’s head and do things with it that only Chuck Palahniuk* could properly discribe with written words.
*In the unlikely event that Chuck Palahniuk reads this, please, please, please, don’t send us a cease and desist letter via your lawyers. We would have to use our own service and probably would love you a little less than we do now.
detailing their stupidity, incompetence and bad breath. Include probable reasons for its origin. Don’t forget to tune your internal SarcasmMaster3000 to maximum-nasty level.
after the time you picked has passed and you’re back to your zen master like calm self. We’ll add a couple tips on how to reply corteously and resolve the ‘issue’ (aka that bloody ididot’s existence) without being a jerk. Plus, we’ll throw in a little something to cheer you up properly, because we love you (unlike that bloody idiot).